Ronaldinho to Milan...

It's no wonder AC couldn't manage to match Man City's £200k per week bid for the bucktoothed two-time FIFA Player of the Year. Look and the money they put into this fireworks display to welcome the man to the team! Shame really, as a long-time fan of the guy, I was really looking forward to seeing him in the Prem but alas, we'll have to make do with the Sunday afternoon Serie A match on Telelatino.

Hey, $10 says that the tag on that shirt says 'XL'. Better keep your choppers outta the spaghetti Ron - less Calzone, more celery - know what I mean?